Mad Libs

Thank you to our friends Barbie, Jillian, and Mewatis for providing nouns, verbs, and adjectives to fill in the blanks of our Mad Lib story! Watch our Facebook page www.facebook.com/missoulapubliclibrary for future invitations to suggest groovy words for more Mad Lib action.

Once upon a time, there was a preposterous boy and a fruity girl. They were zooming to Madagascar when they noticed something sitting by the side of the road.

“Cuttlefish, and lions, and hot dogs! Oh my!” the girl exclaimed. “What is that?”

“I don’t know,” replied the boy adding, “We can find out at the library!”

They masticated as fast as they could, masticating the whole way to the Library. Fortunately, the bipolar library door was open and the hysterical Librarian was sitting at her milking stool, ready to help. The preposterous boy and the fruity girl described the thing and asked what it was.

“Why, that’s easy!” said the Librarian. “It’s a sterilized toilet bowl! I’d know one anywhere! I’ll find an ebook or two about it for you. You can make yourselves comfortable on the ottoman and I’ll be right back.”

While at the Library, the children looked at books about ballet, James Joyce, and Little Bo Peep. The two children agreed: there is so much to see, so much to do @ your Library!

As they left, they told the Librarian, “We’ll be back again tomorrow!”

The End.